With my previous post, Heaven or Hell #2 – Multiple Heavens, I tried asking if there are multiple heavens. I’ve been searching, I’ve been to temples, I’ve been to church gatherings, graveyards, meetings, collaborations, posted a letter, wrote a few and incarnated them with the dead hoping they will reach heaven or hell along with them, believed in Santa and had set up a Christmas tree and placed a gift for him, hoping he would come and take my letter, all to no fruit.
I posted the link to my question on a few social media websites, hoping some saint would turn up and answer. Though I had few views from international lands, (probably even alien colonies, if my pal Mark has allowed them access to Facebook which I think he would happily), but all I got was a few likes and a comment. I read the comment in seconds after it got a love react.
I don’t think it is the answer to what I was searching, it could be coded, I don’t know.
I hoped since we have so much reach, and we are so linked to the people with bits and bytes, people of heaven will be using social media too. They have to be connected to each other in the big heaven.
So, it was my next mission to find out, people living in heaven. I searched and searched and searched. Finally, when I found an algorithm I found matches. People were “From Heaven” and were on Facebook. But at the same time, they worked at earthly corporations and had “Monday Blues”. It wasn’t supposed to end that way. I checked their images, none on heaven. All were taken and marked on places on earth. Even the recent ones.
NO. It was a lie all along.
I searched a little more and finally, I came across this.
A group of people from heaven. There aren’t many people here which is not surprising. I knew the heaven just like MIT, Standford and IITs had a high standard of qualification. Yes, this was it. I posted my question there and I haven’t heard from there yet. We are trying and will get to the core of it.
If there aren’t multiple heavens and if you cannot switch between them, if all you got to do is listen to the harp playing all day long then good deeds aren’t worth it. Also, if they are on Facebook, is there internet in Heaven? Or is it down and that’s why they haven’t replied yet?
As we wait for a reply, stay tuned. Follow to keep updated.
P.S. Santa did not come, it is a lie.
P.P.S. I tried joining the group, couldn’t I guess I’m not going to heaven after all. Hell and Zombie Apocalypses, here I come!
After my previous blog – Heaven or Hell? I did a little more research, I asked Google at first, then I went to my mom, then my neighbour, my grandma who has read the holy book, my neighbour’s grandma who has read another holy book and then to a few more grandmas who have different holy books, I asked my neighbours pet too, and then with lost hope I whispered my question into the lifeless body of my far away uncle before his incineration, I haven’t heard back from him yet so I cannot be sure, but so far – there is no internet in heaven or hell.
Well, you don’t need internet in hell, with action happening there, it would be like playing Agony – the game or fighting a zombie apocalypse in a virtual reality in HD. There will be no lag and because you cannot die in heaven or hell, (where will you go after you die, the same place?) you keep respawning if your health goes low, you just restart at the same point.
The most disheartening thing is that after all these years of doing good deeds and in hopes to get into heaven I realise that there is no internet there and no action either. All you do is fly around with tiny little wings and listen to a melody on loop.
So, why would I want to go to heaven? Is there like a choice? Select a heaven? What if there are multiple heavens? Where you can choose where you want to go, well that could be interesting. I choose where I want to go and what suits my choices. What if I could change heavens on my wish.
So, I’m going to the amusement land today and tomorrow I might be working on a desk job. Could I be a superstar? Walking the red carpet and then there will be a heaven with all the PC running all games on ultra HD graphics. There would be bikers too and people fighting the Ragnarok all over again. I will be a soldier and take bullets for my mates, and then I’ll be a trekker, wandering in the fields of heaven.
You select costumes to fit in the different worlds and there is a change in your abilities too. Might be there is a chance of having a world of people struggling just like us in the heaven. Now that could be interesting. Do good deeds and live a life after death, well, the zombie apocalypse isn’t bad either.
Also, a mute button, to stop the melody would work. So, can anyone confirm are there multiple heavens? Or I’m just hoping?
To be Continued.
What if you die early? Maybe in your twenties and a peaceful living is not exactly your thing. Are you going to get bored in heaven?
Heaven is a very peaceful place, or everyone says so. With what I know about it, there are beautiful looking souls that don’t have a gender. Genders only exist on the surface of our planet. So, there are just souls flying around. So, there’s going to be nothing like the “work to get laid” thing there. So, no one is going to work.
So basically, there are no challenges in heaven. But what are you going to do without challenges? For me, if there is no challenge there is no result. Winning a game, writing a blog, waking up at 6 in the morning, staying up till 6 in the morning, passing an exam, earning even pennies, everything is a challenge.
Moreover, if there is nothing controlling my mind, if there is no need to become an alpha male because no one could be better than anyone else, why would I even pursue something? Heck, why would I do anything? And if I’m not going to struggle with these every day what am I even supposed to do?
All you need to do through the day is fly around with wings that are practically too small to carry your weight. That’s against the laws of aviation, but you’ll fly anyway because the heaven doesn’t care what the humans think.
Also, there is this constantly playing melody. A tune that plays on loop over and over and over again. Won’t it be irritating? There’s no night in heaven and neither does anyone sleep, that does save moms from yelling at their children for being up so late, but c’mon!
So, is there something like a transfer? To hell maybe? The constant fighting with devils and threats of being fried in oil pan sound more interesting to me. Believe me, I’m a gamer, I’m more prepared “devil-apocalypse” than being tortured by melodious music.
Wait a minute, I will have an internet connection there, right?
To be continued.